Thursday, October 20, 2011

How to recruit the right person for the job?

To recruite correct personnel for the correct job in the organisation you should practice this menthod for better review on their personnel accomplishment and work attitude. hence, below is some HR scope to recruite the correct candidates.

Put about 100 bricks in some particular order in a closed room with an open window. Then send 2 or 3 candidates in the room and close the door. Leave them alone and come back after 6 hours and then analyze the situation.

· If they are counting the bricks, put them in the accounts department.

· If they are recounting them, put them in auditing.

· If they have messed up the whole place with the bricks. Put them in engineering.

· If they are arranging the bricks in some strange order. Put them in planning.

· If they are throwing the bricks at each other. Put them in operations/customer care.

· If they are sleeping. Put them in security.

· If they have broken the bricks into pieces. Put them in information technology.

· If they are sitting idle. Put them in human resources.

· If they say they have tried different combinations, yet not a brick has been moved. Put them in sales.

· If they have already left for the day. Put them in marketing. (OMG!)

· If they are staring out of the window. Put them on strategic planning.

· And then last but not least. If they are talking to each other and not a single brick has been moved. Congratulate them and put them in Top Management.





Thursday, August 6, 2009

A Crabby, Crabby Day

Went back to KS with hubby to see Haleef. He missed his boy so much that he can't take another day to wait. Hubby picked me up at the office @ 5.30pm sharp. Asked him on his DI session which happened today. "They just proved themself as a bunch of idiot", he simply said.
The session held in a manner of court proceeding, with a pool of shallow minded assholes consist of a lawyer (more or less more to legal advisor anyway, don't even think he/she even have chambering experience before, huh!), HR Manager, and so-called 'witnesses' which didn't even witnessing the actual accident when it took place. What was that?!.
And hubby defending himself, showing them there are problems with the plane structure as a whole, and the other pilot also experienced the same situation in the past few months. In fact, that other pilot had done much, much more human error than himself, but the company was either kept one eye closed, or simply issued verbally meaningless warnings. They refused his defenses, saying he was out of context, and they're not talking about the past. How can he explain what happened on that very fateful day, since any normal accidents happen it this world of ours, it started as a chain of events that lead to one disaster.
This is what hubby had to pay for working with a Malaysian Idiot company. It is shameless to say that our patriotically sense of being a Malay had been decreased tremendously at this moment. No wonder many people said Malay is very poor at unity, even cooperating with each other on the simplest tasks. Too many PHD (Professor Hasad Dengki) among us. I think they will ignore if hubby hold the lower position & earning less than his manager. Thats just not the case. He happened to hold a higher position & better earning scale, and unfortunately, he has a vast knowledge in what he's doing. In his company, if you try to correct the engineer on the problem or gives a better idea of improvement, you'll be a dead man. Too many politically stupid people, and it is a politically stupid company.
Its like crabs in a box. You can keep a bunch of crabs in a shallow container, and none of them will escape, because as soon as one of them tries to climb out, the others will pull him back in.

Hubby's emotional disaster cooled down at tremendous rate once he saw Haleef's face. I hope he'll be okay.

Thursday, July 16, 2009

A Story about M

I'm reading an article about Narcissistic Personality Disorder from Wikis. Commonly known as NPD, it is some kind of psycological disease which is very rare, almost unheard of. It is described as 'a pervasive pattern of grandiosity, need for admiration, and a lack of empathy'. The victim or patient (whatsoever), which normally called 'The Narcissist', is described as turning inward for gratification rather than depending on others, and as being excessively preoccupied with issues of personal adequacy, power, and prestige. Narcissistic personality disorder is closely linked to self-centeredness.
My former employer's behavior fit the pattern of someone with NPD. She didn't respect anyone else's boundaries, which meant they felt entitled to bully and criticize until their victims were an absolute mess. They are domineering, blaming, self absorbed, intolerant of other's needs, and used rage as a control tactics. Let me just highlight her name as 'M'. She married to a rich guy (which happened to be husband orang, but she proud of doing it, I guess?). Highly ambitious bitch with a dream to be one of the female corporate raider in oil and gas, she's considered pretty petite. But because of her attitude (or the disease maybe?), she's a total jerk you've ever met.
What confusing are the times when she's okay, because then you think everything is getting better. You know what buttons not to push. But then there are new buttons, and no matter how sorry you are, no matter how hard you try, everything you say and do builds up the tension until there's an explosion.
I managed to work stressfully under her for about a year. Along the time, I knew 'M' for exactly what she was, a narcissist who was incapable of caring about anyone but herself. We, the employee, even her own husband, could never change her, or make her aware of her own flaws. 'M' wanted what she wanted. She didn't understand herself any better then a shark was aware of why it wanted to kill and eat. It just did.
So good luck to her, and to the doomed company. May Allah bless all the staff which still working under that roof.

Monday, July 6, 2009

Viking ghost in the making

I love watching True Blood series by HBO. Though the script didn't exactly followed the books, it does satisfy the fan who really wanted to have a glimpse on what shud Sookie, Bill & Eric look like. Turned out to be good, in terms of actors of choice. Particularly Eric, played by none other than Alexander Skarsgard. I dun think there wud be any guy that can played Eric other than him. He matched the book description, and he played the character very, very well. Eric is beyond handsome. He is tall. He is full of masculinity. He is ruthless. He is high handed. He is politically self centered entiti. He is certainly a manly man. He is Eric Northman.

'You can take the man out of the Viking era, but you can't take the Viking out of the man'.. CH

Tuesday, June 9, 2009

Happy Anniversary

I forgot. And apparently he also totally forgot. After approaching 6th year of marriage bliss, everything went blur and forgotten. Even our wedding anniversary date. I guess we’re just a normal couple with normal pace of decreased memories conflict.
Hubby was not the first guy I’ve ever met. I did have a boyfriend before him. An overly sensitive boyfriend, too emotional with some feline quality which makes me wonders why I adored him so much in the first place. He didn’t read well to criticism. Even when it was gentle and well meant. He wasn’t used to anyone finding fault with him.
I, on the other hand, had been raised on a steady diet of critiques and evaluations.
His changeable mood was the thermostat that regulated our relationship. And as any stupid relationship goes, it went down straight to the drain.

Then I met hubby. He happened to be very intelligent, and a good listener – which is a nice change. We fell in love very quickly. I felt curiously light and buoyant, almost feverish with happiness. It had affected Hubby the same way, which had probably scared the crap out of him during that time, since he was not expected to be ready for any healthy relationship after a relationship train wreck few years back.

I no longer believe in the idea of soul mates, or love at the first sight. But I was beginning to believe that a very few times in your life, if you were lucky, you might meet someone who exactly right for you. Not because he was perfect, or because you were, but because your combined flaws were arranged in a way that allowed two separate beings to hinge together.

And now there are 3 of us. Me, hubby and the baby, Haleef. My little family. A miracle. Hubby is so content with Haleef. I know without a doubt this man loves us for exactly who we are. No conditions, no limits. That’s a miracle too. In fact, every day is filled with ordinary miracles. You don’t have to look far to find them.

Happy 6th anniversary dear….

Sunday, May 3, 2009

Emotional Breakdown

My mind totally blank, can't even do the simplest calculation thing. I've faced so many God's trial before,but this is consider the biggest one, apart of the time when I lost my RM16k to that son of a gun.

Allah sentiasa menguji hamba-Nya untuk melihat sejauh mana keimanan kita terhadapNya.

The worst is, I'm facing this during my final exam. I have a paper today at 2.15pm. This is purely God's test to me. Mak & ayah had no words left to calm me down. I'm an absolute turbulent disaster, crying non stop since yesterday evening, when the JKM people took Hajar away from me. Who's Hajar?. Well, she is a new soul sent to me. A newnborn with unlucky past, born by a mother as young as Apis. She's a product of bizarre social problem which looks common nowadays in this so called islamic country, and she has a very beautiful name. Siti Hajar.
Totally felt in love with Hajar the first time I saw her. I'm still crying while writing this, remembering yesterday's commotion when JKM people took her away since she's already under their case. I dont even know that!. Mak & ayah received wrong information on this. JKM took Hajar away since they told us that there will be an interview this Monday and one couple has been called in, since they're under JKM's waiting list. Mak & ayah fought at their best to defend what happened, since that false info also previously given by an assholes which happened to be also one of that JKM people.
The only hope now, is to convince the mother & grandfather to give it to me. Emak called the grandfather yesterday night, & he preferred us to have Hajar instead of the other family since he knew nothing about them. I hope both Farah & his father will have a say on to whom Hajar will be taken care. I'm still clinging for any hope. Any.

Tuesday, April 21, 2009

Trouble is her only friend, and he's back again..

Mood: Very, very dark

Felt dark today. A very dark feeling.
I lost both of them. Someone has taken them away from me. Who's to be blamed?

Me, of course. It's just too late... tooo late. Even a snail think faster than me.

Moral of the story: If you really wanted something so badly in your life, don't ever give yourself a chance of second thought. Ever.
I lost the twin babies bidding which supposed to be mine on June. One couple had taken the mother & will nurse her till the labour time. I'm a freak!.

Nauzubillah..sabar..sabar Nana.....

Currently listening to: Carry you home - James Blunt